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Ever wanted to find a scripture and you just can't locate it anywhere in the Topical Guide? Let's say you need a reference about the Stock Market Crash or what happens to those that sleep in church. Where do you go?
Well, as it happens, Elders do some thumbing through their "sticks" and one day when they come across the following passages that just somehow got overlooked when the LDS Bible Topical Guide was compiled in 1977 . . . .
| Lev. | 13:40-41 | Bald people are clean |
| 19:27 | No haircuts or shaving | |
| 19:28 | No tatoos | |
| Deut. | 1:3 | Companion's cooking |
| 22:5 | Modern clothing | |
| 23:13 | What to do with poopies when outdoors (footnote) | |
| Judg. | 12:4-5 | Some problems with learning a language |
| 20:16 | Lefthanded people are good | |
| II Kings | 2:23-24 | What happens to mocking children |
| Ezra | 4:18 | Good for letters home |
| 9:3,5 | Reactions to Dear John letters | |
| Prov. | 1:12 | Hot to eat food you hate |
| 8:17 | Advice from soon-to-be RM to girls | |
| 21:19 | Contentious women | |
| 22:27 | Can't pay rent | |
| 25:25 | Letters from home | |
| 27:14 | Early risers | |
| 28:25 | Why missionaries get fat | |
| Eccl. | 4:11 | The part the white handbook doesn't quote (pg. 19) |
| Isa. | 5:8 | Tracting |
| 7:20 | The Lord's hire will get shaved | |
| 28:8 | Chinese restaurants? | |
| 28:20 | A basketball player's bed | |
| 57:4 | French kissing | |
| Jer. | 4:19-21, 24-25 | MTC missionaries bowel troubles |
| Ezek. | 3:1-3 | Ezekiel's lunch |
| 3:8 | Cows kissing | |
| 7:12 | Stock Market Falls | |
| 13:18 | Relief Society home-making is bad (1st sentance) | |
| Zech. | 5:1 | Authorizes T.P.'ing |
| Matt. | 15:20 | No need to wash hands |
| Mark | 7:7-9 | Washing dishes is a foolish tradition |
| 13:35-37 | The office staff when the President is away | |
| Luke | 7:7 | It is bad to tract |
| Acts | 7:58-59 | The J.W.s stoned stephen |
| 20:7-9 | What happens to those that fall asleep in church | |
| 28:2 | The local people are friendly | |
| 28:15 | Paul drank beer | |
| Rom. | 16:16 | Kissing, a commandment to do so (I Cor. 16:20, ...) |
| I Cor. | 11:14-15 | Long hair is a shame for men |
| 14:34-35 | Women are to be silent in church | |
| II Cor. | 2:4 | Letter to girlfriend |
| Gal. | 3:13 | No salvation for monkeys |
| 4:10 | Trunkiness | |
| 5:15 | Canabalism | |
| 6:11 | Long letters | |
| Philip. | 3:2 | Warning to stay away from DOGS |
| II Thes. | 3:11 | Wasters, missionaries |
| I Tim. | 2:11-12 | Women to be silent |
| 5:1 | Don't rebuke ELDERS | |
| 5:23 | Drink wine not water | |
| Heb. | 5:13 | Don't drink milk |
| I Jn. | 5:21 | Pop-stars and heroes |
| II Jn. | 1:12 | Last letter home (III Jn. 1:13-14) |
| Rev. | 2:4-5 | Advice to your girlfriend if she dumps you |
| II Ne. | 9:51 | Enjoy being fat |
| 28:25 | Don't sing, "Come, Come Ye Saints" | |
| Jacob | 6:12 | Three words that say everything |
| Alma | 60:6 | No letters? |
| D&C | 88:126 | Going home |
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