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Yogurt is the world's worst stuff. If we were to take all the yogurt that could be found and shipped it to the moon it would certainly make me happy. I had a friend once that actually ate some of it and wasn't the least bit ashamed. Cold shivers went up and down my spine when I saw it. My friend was kind of different anyway. He just couldn't stand to see me without a carton of yogurt. Every time I ate lunch with him, I was deluged with offers to share his yogurt. Ugh! Even the name is terrible.
But, one day, and I'm very cautious about telling anyone, I gave in and ate some. I think it was strawberry or something. I felt as though I knew everything there was to know about yogurt. After all, I had watched him for weeks as he faithfully ate it. I turned out to be wrong. Somehow I ate it all.
I met a new friend not long ago. He doesn't like yogurt, or so he says. He sure shivers whenever he watches me eat it, but just wait. There is nothing better for a person in the whole world than yogurt.
Mormons are the world's strangest people. If we were to take all of the Mormons that could be found and ship them to the moon, it would certainly make me happy. I had a friend once that actually was a Mormon and wasn't the least bit ashamed of it. Cold shivers went all up and down my spine whenever I thought of it. My friend was kind of different anyway. He just couldn't stand to see me not a Mormon. Every time I was with him, I was deluged with offers to come to Church with him. Ugh! Even the name was terrible.
But, one day, and I'm very cautious about telling anyone, I gave in and went. I think it was Sunday School or something. I felt as though I knew everything there was to know about Mormons. After all, I had watched him for years as he faithfully went to church. I turned out to be wrong. Somehow I sat through it all.
I met a new friend not long ago. He doesn't like Mormons, or so he says. He sure shivers whenever he sees me go to Church, but just wait. There is nothing better for a person in the whole world than to be a Mormon.
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